So I’ve feeling depressed lately, well a lot more depressed than usual anyway, wonder why huh?!

Anyway, it kind of made me think about death and dying and what I want, not that I’ll know, but you’re supposed to let people know your wishes right?

So I want everything as cheaply as possible. When my mom died I found that the prices were just ridiculous for what they offered. It was $600 to just dig the hole at the cemetery, and she was cremated so it was a small hole. The funeral home stuff was just way overpriced, and just a rip off.

Cremate me, burn me. Burn baby burn!

No viewing, no funeral home, no memorial, none of that bullshit, ain’t nobody gonna come and ain’t nobody gonna give a shit anyway so why spend the money?!

As far as the remains or ashes, no urn, no none of that stuff. I believe you can just tell the cremation place to dispose of the ashes so you don’t have to deal with them. At least I believe some of them will do that, I recall reading that somewhere. If they won’t they can give the remains in a plastic bag and cardboard box usually and at that point you can just put me out with the garbage for pickup on next garbage day. It might be illegal but what are they going to do, come and arrest me? Let them come and get me! Just put some garbage in a bag, put the box in, put some more garbage on top and put it in the can, no one will know the difference. Sounds good to me.

See, very simple, I don’t ask for much do I? Shouldn’t be a problem at all. Not sure how legal a blog post would be for this kind of thing, but I’ll have a backup too.

 

 

PS: The picture is my rat Rocky taking a nap